Watch the video first. You will be glad you did."
Catlin Upton was named as spokesperson for the Thomas Guide Companies at an offical press conference today. The President and CEO of the Thomas group of companies stated that "Miss Uption is a role model to all teens and all U.S. Americans. It is with great pleasure that we are announcing her as our spokesperson and look forward to a long and mutually beneficial relationship".
Miss Upton said in the press conference:
"I personally believe that U.S. real estate agents are unable to find like streets and stuff because, um, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, the Thomas’ Guide like such as, uh, houses and, uh, breakfasts, and I believe that they should...or... uh, our map people over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. uh, help real estate people and stuff and should help them and the other countries, so we will be able to build up our future using the maps and breakfast stuff from the Thomas’ Company. Because, like everyone, even the others like, um, can have an English muffin too cause it is um, like breakfast is important and, um, some countries like such as in South Africa don’t have like, breakfast and stuff. I am sooo happy and stuff to get this money from these people that make maps and make like breakfast muffins. They gave to me and to my friend maps to give and like no muffins or anything but, like it’s lunch time. I like to make those pizza things with their muffins and such as with cheese but…not too much cause I am like on a diet and stuff. Thank you.”
I am laughing and can't like ummm type ummm you know like if I was Iraq or um south africa umm funny funny funny.
But seriously this could be me any morning before 2 cups of coffee.
Gotta love it!!
Glad I wasn't up there.
Chris, We need to add her to the piece we posted about our solution to the mortgage crisis. There is a place for here behind Paris, Britney and Lindsay. We saw this when it first appeared... and it's as priceless as it is vapid. We like your commentary below it too.
Also want to thank you for taking your time to comment on the crest folly we recently did. It was much appreciated.
But like uh blogging is for US Americans a great way to connect and stuff to other US Americans and to US Canadians too I guess and maybe we could all just read maps and like see where we all live.
And then have breakfast.
Joey: Like, OMG.. she was home schooled too!. What a coincidence. It is such a small world,;) Did you happen to view the link to video of her parents. They were SOOOOOO proud of their little pumpkin head.
Christopher - I freaked out when I first read that she was homeschooled, until I watched the video in the link you provided.
Joey - Are you really homeschoolers? We are, too.
Christopher - I couldn't imagine that this was actually the case, so I did a little research, and it turns out that she is another fine product of the public school system, NOT homeschooled (whew!). Here is a link to the official site for the pageant:
http://www.misssouthcarolinausa.com/aboutteentitleholder.html
The first line states, "Caitlin Upton is a 17-year-old senior at Lexington High School."
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/staticarticles/article57350.html -
"Miss South Carolina Teen USA says she graduated with a 3.5 grade-point average from Lexington High School in June, and was a varsity athlete and student leader."
Like Totally, oh my gawd, Like um , wer how about in Iraq and you nknow South Aferica for sure they need maps
Now Have a Blessed Day,
John Occhi, Hemet CA REALTOR
Mission Grove Realty
PS - And where do you find this stuff? And Why do you find this stuff?
Jason...of course thats what they WANT you to think. School board elections are coming up soon and THAT information was planted there by others wishing to oust current members. C'mon, you are teaching your children about political agenda are you not? It is from the 101 course material! For goodness sake. "Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see" Psyc 101..3.5 grade average. As if THAT alone was not enough of a tip off. ;)
Lisa: Like...what do you mean?
John: I dont know. I do not know. Call it a gift. :}
Christopher - The 3.5 GPA was pretty shocking stuff. I wonder what classes she took. Were they all electives? I hope that debate was not one of them.
Chris - thanks for that link, but my web filter won't let it open. It's full of spyware. I'll hunt it down on the computers at work and see if it comes up there.
But to think that someone allowed this girl to walk around with a 3.5 average??? Oh my God!!! The Board of Education in South Carolina should be doing an investigation into the course instruction in their schools!
It's funny that you said that - I was thinking of mentioning underwater basket weaving in my last comment. She had to study this - they need to learn how to weave baskets underwater in "the Iraq."
Sally: Like...OMG, she works hard for her money so youd better treat her right! Like...never mind. That was soooo 80's! It is not like we US Americans need better educashion.....It is the African, Asions and such as that are causing so many uh, problems for the Yourapeeins and US Americans.
MAPRANG!!! OMG!
Christopher - Like, um how do you..um know what....she is like um ...........................................
OOPS! I like forgot what I was going to um ask you!
Thanks for sharing this scary post with us!!
Um, like, um, I am like a Realtor, and um, I went on map quest and um, the map say to turn left here, um, but like I don't understand why I can't um turn left here, um, I don't know why map quest said, um turn left on this one way street, um am I like in the right country? Um, they never taught my how to um find my way around in geography class back in um high school...
Oh, my name...it's Beevis and this is my um part time assistant...Butt Head!
Janie: Glad you enjoyed it! You're welcome.
Maggie: Funny...You need an Iphone. You can find everything using an Iphone. Funny gal.
Christopher...
That was flippin' hilarious.
Quit picking on the dumb blonde will ya? LOL.
TLW...ROAR!
Christopher...
Very funny :)
But...Not as funny as the whole dumb blonde thing she has happening there :)
TLW...ROAR!
Christopher, I am still laughing. The parents? This cannot be true... Where did you find such good material? I see the young people around me, including my granddaughter, and know what a wonderful group of young adults we have.
This gave me another laugh. You have a wonderful sense of humor.